Dear every FREEZING body out there,
It is 19 degrees C in this part of Florida.
C is for Cold.
To keep warm, I sitting with me laptop on a blanket on me lap. Got me feeling like toast...daub some marmalade on me...eeee me toes feelin' chilly, make a cuppa warm tea and pour it over me like love.
Yes, I know, based on what I hear out there in the wild, I am lucky, and I should appreciate. I should think, "Ow, those long-suffering people from my own native land is freezing in New York."
(When I say New York, I mean America. Everybody know that the other name for America is really New York).
Why they leave they warm tropics, where rain water was so nice, they coulda run out with soap and do ablutions? (With clothes on, of course, we don't need a crowd rushing to see free matinee).
I just get a' text from Annie back home. She say the weather a li'l chilly. 23C. I refuse to respond like my Overseas People who love to show off and say, "That is not cold. You should come to (name country with uncivilised freezing temperature) then you will see what real cold is."
I didn't know we running a competition about where is more cold than where.
Aiiiye, I thinking about that toast and marmalade, I think I gon make some now with hot Milo or Ovaltine.
I got a li'l surprise coming up. Watch this space.
Y'all take care for now,